50 Worst pick up lines EVER, dont ever use them of any girl.

1. Just call me milk; I’ll do your body good.

2. Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.

3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

5. I lost my teddy bear… can I sleep with you?

6. Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I’ve seem to have lost mine.

7. I’m new in town — can I have directions to your house?

8. It strange, but you look just like my mother.

9. I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

10. Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

11. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

12. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous!

13. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

14. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

15. I think I’d look good on you.

16. You must be named Jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that.

17. Was your dad a farmer? Because I’m loving those melons.

18. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

19. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!

20. Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.

21. You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book. So, how bad is one more going to hurt?

22. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

23. One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.

24. Somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel!

25. Are you busy tonight around 3 AM?

26. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.

27. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

28. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

29. I’m new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?

30. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

31. Was your Dad an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on this planet!

32. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

33. Your eyes are blue like the ocean and right now I’m lost at sea.

34. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!

35. If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

36. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date?

37. Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

38. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me.

39. I just moved you to the top of my “To Do List.”

40. If you don’t want to have kids with me can we at least practice?

41. Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

42. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

43. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

44. Your Dad must be a jewel thief, cause he stole two diamonds out of the sky and put them in to your eyes!!

45. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

46. If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.

47. Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

48. Are you natually brunette?

49. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

50. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.